Admiral Sir Lord Cloudesley Shovell Check 'Em Before You Wreck 'Em on LP
Admiral Sir Lord Cloudesley Shovell are the last of a dying breed of grease rock bastard musicians who somehow, despite and in spite of the last three decades trying their best to kill off balls out, non-bullshit rock 'n' roll music, somehow, against all the fucking odds, still exist, surviving on a steady diet of God sent gigs, hire vans, broken down amps, split drum skins, greasy spoon fry ups, patched up jeans, roll-ups, cheap leather jackets, booze, weed and bathtub speed.
Spare them your sympathy - no one made the silly bastards do it. They just need to! Right? Facts to face - the Shovell have been together since 2008 and are named after a 17th century English naval commander; Bill Darlington plays drums, Louis Comfort-Widget plays bass and Johnny Gorilla plays guitar and sings. They've toured and played with the likes of Orange Goblin, Uncle Acid & The Deadbeats, Incredible Hog, Gentelman's Pistols, Graveyard and Gonga among countless others.
Their debut 2011 Rise Above 7" "Return To Zero" / "Day After Day" sold out instantly; their 2012 debut long-player Don't Hear It...Fear It - which featured a guest appearance by chief Groundhog Tony McPhee - received unilateral rave reviews and was described pretty accurately by one scribe as "the aural equivalent of stumbling into an 18-year old male's bedsit in 1973 - the kind of greasy hard-rock thrills rarely heard in this climate of blind nostalgia and misjudged authenticity. It's hard 'n' heavy, without the marshmallow; it's old-fashioned yet so now that it hurts!"
On their new LP Check 'Em Before You Wreck 'Em the Shovell somehow carry on the lineage of the truly golden age of British heavy rock whose dog shit stained road was paved by the likes of Budgie, Sabbath, early Motörhead, Quo, Lizzy, The Groundhogs, Stray etc. Chuck in a healthy chunk of U.S. and Aussie proto metallurgists Sir Lord Baltimore, Dust, Bang, The Litter and Buffalo, as well as a healthy Vertigo Swirl of dew picked mushrooms bad trip psych.
The Shovell thinks the world could do with another slice of no-nonsense re-gressive proto-rock 'n' metal - one that you don't need a degree in doom-rock or a masters in metal to appreciate just a love of when music was fun!
Admiral Sir Lord Cloudesley Shovell Check 'Em Before You Wreck 'Em Track Listing:
1. Do it Now
2. 2 Tonne Fuckboot
3. Captain Merryweather
4. Running From Home
5. Happiness Begins
6. Shaker Your Head
7. Dont Hear I. Fear It!
9. The Thicker the Better
10. Late Night Mornings